I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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