Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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