She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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