THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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