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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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