the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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