he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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