therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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