he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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