A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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