I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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