that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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