All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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