Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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