I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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