I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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