Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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