I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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