arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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