so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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