I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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