whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Semen is not good for contacts.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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