You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
