They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
