absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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