I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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