U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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