We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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