I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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