I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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