i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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