Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Such a big mess for such a small penis
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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