C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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