I saw his package. It spoke to me.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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