WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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