yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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