I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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