We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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