Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
did you just send me my own nude
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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