So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
