I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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