How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she peed on how many people?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i believe in u and ur pee
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