lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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