I want to make a zoo with you.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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