The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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