Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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