I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
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I checked into jail on foursquare
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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