okay pat passed out under dana's car
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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