? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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