I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
