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just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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