Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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